Knok knok

Jst some knok knok jokes. Enjoy ;)
Here's an example:
"Knock knock!
Who's there?
Paige!
Paige who?
 Paige of really funny Knock Knock jokes!"

The jokes:

1.Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

2.Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who Who Who Who...

3.Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.

4.Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine. Hawaii you?

CREDIT
I want to give credit to the knok knok jokes page from "mabuhaynet.com". Thanks for reading. :3

 Bye bye. ,

Danicat

Hey all

Hey guys, i haven't been here for a while but don't worry, those timer are gone. I have 2 things to tell you:
1. I made this post to show you that i'm still alove and nothing happened.
2. I will try posting new things every week.
Sorry, i know it isn't funny in any way but the fun will come soon.

See ya    ,

☆Danicat

         

Weird things...

So, today i decided to make a post about weird things from different topics...
First topic is: MMORPG games.  I like playing MMORPG games and i discovered a lot of weird things in most of them.
1. It takes 2 seconds to change your avatar clothes, but in real world it can take up to 1 hour...
2.Same with the eating xD
3.You can catch any kind of pet, even it is a bear, lion or shark...
4. It never rains... or there is never snow...

And now... other weird things

1. Japanese people have small eyes, buy the japanese anime characters have the biggest eyes.
2. We don't use even a half of our brain...

Nothing more comes now to my mind. If you know more weird things post them in comments to this post.

                                                                                                                    See ya,

                                                                                                                        Danicat :3          

Cat images

I found these cat photos. I hope you will like them.

It's soooo cute :3

Too fat, but i understand the cat. The remote is TOOOOO far away.

How cruel of you crazy cats. Awwww, i love you! :3

Cute sleeping cat.












That's all. Sorry i didn't post much in thus post, but i'm in hurry, so...

                                                                                                                              See ya next time,
                                                                                                                                    Danicat :3

First post

So, this blog is about comedy, jokes, funny images or videos and more...
I hope this blog will become more and more popular. Let's start with some jokes. Enjoy! :3

-Dad, did you finish my homework?
-Yes.
-Then give me the notebook to check if it's right!

Someone knocks at the door. A man opens the door and sees nothing excepting a snail. The man throws away the snail and close the door. After 10 years someone knocks again at the door. The man opens the door and he sees the snail again and the snail says:
- Excuse me, what's wrong with you?

That's all for the moment.

                                                                                                                 See ya,
                                                                                                                      Danicat :3